Posts Tagged ‘feeling old’

Vodka Metamucil Please

I finally understand how my mom felt when I made her go into Hollister with me during my formative middle school years. Old.  She would walk in, complain about the loud music, and tell me to stop buying XXS t-shirts (like sorry, for trying to squeeze boobs out of my chest any way possible). At the time I thought she was being overdramatic. But now, years later,...

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I’m 13 going on 30 (Rough Estimate)

I’m having one of those weeks where I feel like a 40-year-old middle-aged man overburdened by his nagging wife, his mounting mortgage issues, and his rising cholesterol problems. You know, one of those King of Queens kind of weeks. (more…)

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