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		<title>Should I Date This Ninja From OkCupid?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The best part of being part of the OkCupid community is that you get to meet potential serial killers before they murder their first victim. Not every woman gets to be swept off her feet by a man who will eventually be profiled on a very special episode of Dateline. Call me traditional, but I like to meet men who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Time I Almost Chopped off My Finger</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 01:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well luck be a lady tonight because it&#8217;s actually a miracle that I&#8217;m sitting here and typing this blog with all ten fingers. Just days ago I almost chopped off my finger in a cheese grating incident gone awry. My roommate left for the weekend and I celebrated my independence by whipping up a professional [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to go to the Bathroom in the Middle of the Night</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 00:12:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wake up at 3 A.M in your apartment and realize you have to pee. Think about how much effort it will take to walk to the bathroom. Decide you actually don&#8217;t have to pee. You just think you have to pee. Go back to sleep. Wake up 5 seconds later. You definitely have to pee. Fall [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SometimesITalkReallyFast</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2012 00:57:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justjenni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s confession time. And luckily for you it&#8217;s not about a murder. Sigh of relief. Can you imagine how awkward it would be for you if you read a murder confession on a small personal blog? You&#8217;d be all like, &#8220;ummm, do I go to the police? Do I tweet about this? Do I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Week In Jonas Brothers Death Threat Tweets</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 23:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As many of my loyal readers might have noticed, I stopped posting blogs weekly. After writing a weekly column for the last three years (first on CollegeCandy and then here), I thought I would just keep having semi-interesting things happen to me week after week after week.  Not only am I growing older and not only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did I Ever Tell You About My Literal Blind Date</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 23:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a highly unusual move for a single 24-year-old living in New York City, I signed up for an online dating site last year. I know, groundbreaking move. Shocking. Brave. Heroic. Daring. Trust me, I know. Those are all words I used to describe myself in my profile. Along with “high profile lawyer” and “former [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Explain Trolls To Your Neurotic Mother</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 23:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I attract trolls. They love me. Or I suppose they love to hate me. No matter where I work or where I publish my blogs, they always find me. And truth be told, I welcome their attention. It’s refreshing to be reminded every single day that I’m a horrible person with horrible writing skills. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yeah, I&#8217;d Go Back To College</title>
		<link>http://jennimaier.com/2012/05/sister-college-graduation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 23:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I miss college. Like really miss it. And I didn&#8217;t realize how much until I attended my little sister&#8217;s college graduation this weekend. While I anticipated heated fights with my family over the dinner seating arrangements and intense boredom from the actual commencement ceremonies,  I didn&#8217;t anticipate the intense wave of nostalgia I felt from seeing my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Think A Nurse Hit On Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 00:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor, Nurse, Physical, Annual Exam
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		<title>When God Closes A Door, PC Richards Opens Up A 9-5 Window</title>
		<link>http://jennimaier.com/2012/04/hate-service-windows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 00:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>justjenni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love schedules, spreadsheets, punctuality, reservations, watches, alarms and predictability.I like knowing when I&#8217;m going to be doing what I&#8217;m going to be doing it. If I was a smidge more anal retentive I could read train time tables for fun. That&#8217;s how much I love being on time. My good friends over at PC Richards [...]]]></description>
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