Archive for July, 2012

The Time I Almost Chopped off My Finger

¬† Well luck be a lady tonight because it’s actually a miracle that I’m sitting here and typing this blog with all ten fingers. Just days ago I almost chopped off my finger in a cheese grating incident gone awry. (more…)

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How to go to the Bathroom in the Middle of the Night

  Wake up at 3 A.M in your apartment and realize you have to pee. Think about how much effort it will take to walk to the bathroom. Decide you actually don’t have to pee. You just¬†think you have to pee. (more…)

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