Archive for April, 2012

When God Closes A Door, PC Richards Opens Up A 9-5 Window

I love schedules, spreadsheets, punctuality, reservations, watches, alarms and predictability. I like knowing when I’m going to be doing what I’m going to be doing it. If I was a smidge more anal retentive I could read train time tables for fun. That’s how much I love being on time. My good friends over at PC Richards live a little more spontaneously....

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I Would Say Online Dating Is Less Fun Than Going Into Random Chat Rooms During The ’90s

After getting my new job as an executive financial advisor at the world’s — nay the universe’s– largest bank, I quit online dating. I needed to focus completely on my new job and didn’t want any distractions. Especially from men who claim to be 2-7 inches taller on their profile than on real life. But last week I decided I was...

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I’ve Officially Been Foot Shamed

While everyone in the blogosphere’s freaking about fat shaming women, no one’s anywhere near concerned about foot shaming. I feel like it’s not even on the radar of things we need to worry about. Which is a crime because I just got foot shamed for the first time this weekend and I haven’t felt normal since it happened. Before you run off...

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The Time I Accidentally Bought Pork Brisket for Passover Seder

The Time I Accidentally Bought Pork Brisket for Passover Seder

There’s nothing more mature and sophisticated than hosting your own Passover seder. It’s right next to purchasing life insurance and washing your bras on a semi-regular basis. Therefore I decided to host a passover seder in my apartment for my friends who were also family-less on the second night of the holiday. What I pictured in my head as a Martha...

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I Have Too Many Frenemies

As big as New York City is, it’s impossible to avoid the people you hate. While you might think that that the odds are very low of running into one frenemy out of 10 million strangers, it’s happens surprisingly often. One second you’re picking up new shampoo at CVS and the next second you’re kissing someone on the cheek that you went to...

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