Archive for July, 2011

I’m So Bored I’m Crying Myself a River

I have a problem with timing. Not like I’m always running late or I’m always putting oatmeal in the microwave for too long. More like I’m always overestimating how long things will take me. Like I know how long it takes to get from point A to point B. But I always end up factoring in delays like a subway delay or an old lady needing help crossing...

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Who’s That Lady?

Every so often I have these moments where I realize how much I’ve grown as a person. And I’m not talking about the monthly moments when I make my roommate mark my height on the wall. I’m talking about those pivotal times when you can step outside yourself and say, “wow, I’m a woman now. Hear me roar. Or don’t. Your call.”...

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Yes, I’m a Raver Now

Sometimes I have normal run-of-the-mill weekends. And then other times I have weekends that I think are part of some quirky musical montage that I’m accidentally starring in. Like this weekend. (more…)

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I’ll Probably Be Elected President Soon

I was “tree number one” in a camp Fourth of July play in 1996. Ever since that momentous and life changing role, I’ve felt a duty to protect America and to celebrate her birthday with the utmost respect. Most years this involves eating irrational amount of hot dogs and googling “will this warm potato salad kill me?” But this year...

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