Archive for May, 2011

I’m Addicted to New York. Guess That’s Better Than Heroin.

Call it memory loss or call it 50 First Dates syndrome, but after spending two weeks home in Florida, I forgot how crazy New York and New Yorkers can be. In my short time home, I got used to slow mornings and slower people. I remembered what it was like to say excuse me and wait for them to move before pushing them to the ground. And I got back into the habit...

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Eat, Pray, Love, Throw Up Out the Car Window

Sooo, I think my uterus accidentally grew this weekend. You go to one wedding and all of a sudden you can only think about finding the one and procreating and making sure that the one you procreate with doesn’t sleep with the help and raise a love child in your home for 14 years. Slash my mind wasn’t a total Disney fairy tale all wedding weekend....

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Don’t You Just ADORE Family?!

In my continued efforts to never stop traveling to undesirable locations this spring, I spent my weekend in Daytona at my sister’s college graduation. However to get to Daytona, I flew home first to the other coast of Florida, so I could spend one blissful night in my childhood bed, surrounded by photos of high school friends I no longer know. (more…)

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Doors are Stupid Anyways

Doors are Stupid Anyways

>So last Thursday was pretty rough for me. Not only was I stood up on a date on Cinco De Mayo, but I also received a slightly threatening letter from my landlord. While I was planning on handling my You’ve-Got-Mail-situation by drowning my sorrows with totally authentic mango-flavored margaritas, I was unable to since I had to rush home and deal with...

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Bus Trips Are Not Up My Alley

So I’m like obsessed with traveling lately. I don’t know if it’s the sitting next to strangers or the smells of bathrooms in motion, but I’m totally digging weekend trips. Two weekends ago I flew out to San Diego to go pick up my sister from her Semester at Sea trip and this past weekend I went to Boston to celebrate my friend’s...

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