Archive for February, 2011

OMG Am I a Homebody?

I’m starting to get a little worried that I’m getting a little over going out. Don’t get me wrong now. I love drinking and I love doing drunk Ina Garten impressions and I love dancing/awkwardly-swaying to the latest pop beatz. But I don’t like waiting in lines, dealing with overconfident bouncers, and being pushed at the bar by people...

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So Over President’s Day

OMG. You’re lucky I’m alive. Seriously. I just had one of those moments where I felt like I was Rose from Titanic and I couldn’t blow the whistle and the rescue boats were paddling away. You know, that kind of near-death experience moment. (more…)

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Valentine’s Day is So Magical!

Valentine’s Day is So Magical!

Until I was 22 I had no idea what Valentine’s Day was really about. When I was growing up my Mom acted like it was the 9th night of Chanukah. We would wake up to bags of candy, homemade chocolates, heart mugs, and the all-natural-always-organic Peeps. I truly assumed it was a holiday celebrating how wonderful I was — and being so close to my birthday, ...

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Online Dating is the Debutante Ball of 2011

I’ve been in an extra impulsive mood lately. Not sure if it’s the daily flossing or the weekly snow storms, but something is inspiring me to make split-second decisions without thinking about the consequences. And one of those things has been to join a dating site. I know what you’re thinking, “you’re seriously not dating anyone?...

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