Archive for November, 2010
Appendixes are So Last Year

Appendixes are So Last Year

Is there anything worse than family-focused  holidays like Thanksgiving? Like I’m a product of Generation: Kardashian. I’m all about doing whatever it takes to get a cable reality show or a nationally publicized mugshot or an interview on Good Morning America discussing my tell-all book about growing up with stage parents. Basically I want the spotlight...

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I’m Kinda Like Getting Bored

Like many a single NYC lady I divide my time between  climbing the career ladder, memorizing Carrie Bradshaw monologues, and writing love letters to prisoners and/or Justin Bieber’s P.O box. And while that used to fulfill (as well as take up 15 hours of my day) my life, I’m now in the market for something new. (more…)

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Guess Up Wasn’t Inspired By A True Story

Everyone in life has those friends that change their lives. Inspire them to be better people. Encourage them to be their best selves. Influence their thoughts and drive the direction of their lives. Those are not the friends that visited me this weekend.  No my friends are the kind of friends who you wake up next to in the tub asking why we thought it was a...

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I’m SO Gossip Girl

So last night I went to bed brainstorming ideas for my blog today. I was debating between an eye-opening expose on my roommate’s inability to dress for the right weather or a series of haikus based on the fact that our apartment’s water has two temperatures: lukewarm and boiling. And I guess I brainstormed a little hard because I woke up with debilitating...

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Well Halloween is NO Arbor Day

While I’m by no means a licensed doctor, I do take pride in the fact that I’m good at a lot of things. Not only is my reading level well beyond the fourth-grade level (I read 6 Babysitter Club’s in an hour last weekend. Suck it Ann Martin), but I’m also very skilled at swiffering and quoting The Parent Trap. Am I a renaissance man? No....

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