Archive for October, 2010

I Would Have Preferred it be Ratatouille

If you thought the most charming part of my apartment was the fact that my bedroom door is currently an old-fashioned bedsheet, then you’re in for quite the quaint little surprise. Last week I was in my kitchen late one night (and by late I mean it was at least 9:01 p.m) making my lunch for the next day while snorting up crushed up candy corn when a mouse...

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51 Phenomenal Halloween Costume Ideas

Are you sick of regular Halloween costumes? Tired of looking like everyone else? Me too! And that’s why I’m here to help you with the most creative, innovative, award-winning costumes out there. So feel free to peruse the list and use my ideas. They’re guaranteed to have everyone at the party going “what the !?!” (more…)

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Surprise! I’m a Real Adult!

So for a long time it’s been creeping up on me.  And I’ve been trying my hardest to put it off. I live in a room without a real wall, I work as a professional blogger, I do the majority of my shopping at  Gap Kids. But despite my best efforts, I officially became a real live adult on Friday night. In milestone terms, it’s like the equivalent...

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Might As Well Be Wearing Transitions

When I got glasses in 2nd grade I was overjoyed that I finally had a signature accessory to call my own. They were exactly what I needed to give my matched-Gap-leggings ensemble flair and style. I walked out of the eye doctor already picturing the fashion spread I would have in the yearbook. Between that and my almost complete Babysitter’s Club book collection,...

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Well Add Another Bullet to the Resume

Last night I was out at a bar with one of my most prestigious kickball teammates. He removed his face from the ice luge (like I said, prestigious) long enough to ask me what I was going to blog about this week. I was like “I dunno, maybe how I bought expired yogurt from the grocery story and had to return it, nothing too exciting happened this week. woe...

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