I Would Have Preferred it be Ratatouille
If you thought the most charming part of my apartment was the fact that my bedroom door is currently an old-fashioned bedsheet, then you’re in for quite the quaint little surprise. Last week I was in my kitchen late one night (and by late I mean it was at least 9:01 p.m) making my lunch for the next day while snorting up crushed up candy corn when a mouse...
Continue Reading51 Phenomenal Halloween Costume Ideas
Are you sick of regular Halloween costumes? Tired of looking like everyone else? Me too! And that’s why I’m here to help you with the most creative, innovative, award-winning costumes out there. So feel free to peruse the list and use my ideas. They’re guaranteed to have everyone at the party going “what the !?!” (more…)
Continue ReadingWell Add Another Bullet to the Resume
Last night I was out at a bar with one of my most prestigious kickball teammates. He removed his face from the ice luge (like I said, prestigious) long enough to ask me what I was going to blog about this week. I was like “I dunno, maybe how I bought expired yogurt from the grocery story and had to return it, nothing too exciting happened this week. woe...
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