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One of the best perks of living in the most expensive city in the world is that you gain a different perspective on everyday life. Like you might look at my apartment and say “wow, this is a pretty cramped two-bedroom apartment.” I look it and say “this living room is far too big! Why is there so much space between the TV and the couch?! Two...
Continue ReadingA Mini Birthright Trip
There’s nothing like a Jewish holiday to remind your grandmother how many of her friend’s grandsons are single…or so I read in the J-Date terms of service. (more…)
Continue ReadingLooks Like I’ll Probably End Up a Runway Model
Forget Rosh Hashana and its apples and honey dog-and-pony show. Last Friday I celebrated a real holiday. One that really spoke to the stingy Jew inside of me. I’m obviously talking about Fashion”s Night Out. The only event that fools me into thinking that I actually like shopping. (more…)
Continue ReadingWhiplash > Whipped Yogurt: The Conclusive Follow Up
Well I know you’ve all been on the edge of your seats wondering what happened to me post car accident. Did I survive? And if no, how much extra was it to install wifi on my grave? Well the answer (unfortunately for all you free wifi whores out there) is that I lived.And I couldn’t wait until next Monday to tell you what happened. Yes, I update every...
Continue ReadingWhiplash is ALL the Rage This Season
It’s hard to believe that just mere days ago I was convinced that the highlight of my labor day weekend was going to be my ragin’ eye infection. Because there’s nothing quite like wearing your 7th-grade glasses out in public because your eye doctor “claims” you’re overwearing your contacts (who knew you had to take them out...
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