Archive for August, 2010

Where is My Mrs. Doubtfire?

As anyone who has ever played truth or dare with me knows (so basically just my 7th grade Bat Mitzvah class), I lack all and any impulse control. So I operate best when I’m treated like an overtired 5-year-old in need of a nap. I need structure, I need guidelines, and I need rewards for positive behavior. (more…)

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My Quest to be the Perfect New Yorker

The most fun part of living in NYC is watching your transformation from a naive college student to a cold-hearted New Yorker capable of turning children and hearts to stone. Considering that my parents always affectionately tell me I was born with ice in my veins, this wonderful, miraculous metamorphosis didn’t take too long for me. Six days to be exact. ...

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Anna Wintour Claims Stingy is the New Black

There are a lot of perks to being a professional blogger besides the obvious one of constantly getting the opportunity to answer “but seriously, do you like waitress or something at night to pay the rent?” Like another little known perk is being the go-to person when someone wants to start a personal blog. It almost goes without saying that I crave...

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The Summer I Dated My Brother

If you decided to read this blog AFTER reading the title, consider yourself a quality human being full of curiosity and a healthy appetite for wildly inappropriate relationships. Unfortunately for the Lifetime Movie executive producers reading this blog for ideas, no, it’s not true. I did not and will not ever date my little brother. However that didn’t...

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Does Anyone Know a Lunesta Dealer?

I’m getting older every single day. That’s just a little fact I read on Wikipedia. And even without my trusty friend Wikipedia I know it’s true. I feel it in my bones and I feel it when I get excited about a commercial for a toilet bowl cleaning product. And I feel it when I wake up before the sun. Yes I’ve entered that horrifying realm...

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