Archive for May, 2010

A Lovely NYC Weekend With My Mother

While many people assume I’m descended from some kind of inbred royal family, few people know that my mother is a freelance security expert. This past weekend she came to visit me in New York City and opened my eyes to all the dangers lurking around every corner. After all, this is the woman who wouldn’t let me go to the mall alone without parents...

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Am I Getting Lazier Or Is The Couch Getting More Comfortable?

I don’t know if it’s early menopause, late puberty, or my growing seltzer addiction but I’ve recently gotten lazier than ever. Like I can’t accomplish anything anymore with giving myself at least 3 pep talks including no less than 14 motivational quotes each. I mean I’ve practically memorized every popular Facebook quote ever so...

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NYC Gets Even More Dangerous

Turns out my mom was right. Living in NYC is insanely dangerous. I’m not talking Law & Order: SVU dangerous. I’m certainly not scared of being alone in this city.  In fact I welcome that specific kind of danger. If I go too many days without knocking on death’s door (she’s a Syracuse alum, so she’s pretty friendly), I take...

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I’m Basically One Step Away from a Book Deal

And by one step away from a book deal, I mean I’m one step away from doing something so drastic that Lifetime TV is forced to feature me in a movie. I assume you’re here because you were devastated about my Life After College column ending on College Candy. Or perhaps you read my ad on Craigslist for “lonely blogger seeks readers for new blog.”...

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